One night, a father passed by
his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and
Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know
what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they
found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured
himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his
son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but
decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on
the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father
decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the
boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his
pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to
make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting
on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your
help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"