A dead-beat Dad died and went
to Heaven. He was greeted at the Golden Gate by St. Peter, who warmly shook
his hand and asked him to sit down next to him.
Looking over the dead-beat
Dad's file, St. Peter frowned and shook his head sadly. ''Your record looks
fine, except for one glaring item. Why the hell didn't you pay child support
for your six kids?''
The man jumped up. ''Child
support?! All God said in Genesis was 'Be fruitful and multiply.' He didn't
say nothin' about supporting them!''
St. Peter smirked: "That part
of Genesis was God's Italian wife's recipe for marinated steak, buddy-- Beef,
fruit, fuel, and a mallet apply.''
