Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested
that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones
in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory states that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive,
failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating
and refusing to apologise when wrong.
