A man asked his wife what she'd like for her
birthday.
"I'd love to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went
to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the
Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear -everything there was!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her
stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered
her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie - a re-run of Bambi, and hotdogs, popcorn, soda pop
and candy. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed.
He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six
again?"
She half opened one eye. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."