Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: She liked kids...

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: How do blondes get pregnant?
A: And you thought blondes were dumb.

Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"