Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes?
A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn.

Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: 'Cause she's been laid all over the country.

Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?

Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A: *Who cares?*

Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ?
A: So they know when to stop having sex !

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm????
A1: She drops her nail-file!!!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says 'Next'
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder
A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes
A6: The batteries have run out.


Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A1: They can't remember the number.
A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.


Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"


Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: Because they don't know any better.
A: They are easier to keep amused.