A blonde
was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her
screaming at the machine...
"You're a
dumb-looking button!" "You don't have much of a future, either!"
"You're going to be replaced by a much better looking button!" "I've got
better looking buttons than you in my dresser drawer!"
Thinking
she flipped her lid, her boyfriend walks over to see what the fuss is about.
"What in
the heck are you doing?" her boyfriend asks.
The
blonde quickly points to the sign on the front of the machine that read...
"DEPRESS
BUTTON FOR ICE".
