A taxi passenger tapped the driver
on the shoulder
to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost
control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on
the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop
window. For a second everything went quiet in the
cab, then the driver said "Look mate, don't ever
do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize
that a little tap could scare him so much. The driver
replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today
is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving
'hearses' for the last 25 years!!!!!"
