The church service was under way and they passed
the
collection plate.
When the preacher saw a $100 bill in the collection plate,
he stopped the service and announced, "Who ever put the $100 bill in the plate
please stand up."
A gay man stood up and said, "I did."
The preacher told him, "Since you put that money in the plate I would like to
let you pick out three hymns."
Excitedly, the gay guy said, "Well, I'll take him and him
and him!"
