The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.
"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the
distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed
a contraceptive." The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the
door, the phone
rang again.
"You don't have to come over after all," the woman
said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found
another one."
