A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was
fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much," said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make
you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes
without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if
you make a sound, you'll have to pay the $10."

The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride.  After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I
almost screamed when my wife fell out."