Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to
the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow
today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd
numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies "Jeez,
okay."
Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of morning
coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today
and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even
numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez,
okay."
Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and
the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow
emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and then the
power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. He says to Lena,
"gee, what am I going to do now, Lena?"
Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, just leave the car in the garage."