Sherry and Christy are having coffee at Starbucks
when Sherry says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!"
"Oh, no!," says Christy "I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you
look less attractive."
"I also heard that you've been calling me fat!" says Sherry.
"Oh, no!," says Christy "I just said that the way you wear
those stripes make you look larger than you really are."
"I also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" says
Sherry.
"Oh, no!" says Christy. "I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his
dick!"
