A pissed off wife was complaining about her husband spending
all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along.
"What'll ya have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied.
So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw
his down in one go. His wife watched him, then took a sip
from her glass and immediately spat it out.
"Yuck, it's nasty poison!" she spluttered. "I don't know how
you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out
enjoying myself every night!"
