A fellow walked into his doctor's office,
complaining that
he thinks he might have a tapeworm. The doctor made a physical examination and
listened to the symptoms, and concurred with the self-diagnosis.
"I want you to come back tomorrow to start treatment. And
bring a banana and a cookie with you." said the doctor.
Despite the seemingly odd request, our hero complied and returned the next day
with a banana and a cookie.
The doctor then said, "Okay, now drop your pants and bend over. This is going
to hurt a bit."
Although stunned by the turn of events, the patient dropped his pants and bent
over. The doctor peeled the banana and with one deft motion rammed it up the
guy's ass. While the doctor consulted his watch, our hero danced around the
room shouting at the doctor.
"Okay, one minute is up and we have to complete the second part of the
treatment if you truly want to get rid of this tapeworm." advised the doctor.
Despite the pain, the patient did want to be cured and so
complied with the order to bend over again. Again, the doctor took the cookie
and rammed IT up the patient's ass.
"Okay, tomorrow I want to see you here at the same time, and bring another
banana and a cookie." said the doctor. The now humbled patient, with tears of
pain in his eyes, nodded his head.
The next day, the same routine ensued. First the doctor rammed up a banana,
waited exactly one minute, then rammed up the cookie. And the next day, and
the next day and the next...!! Every day UP went a banana, waited one minute,
then UP went the cookie.
After one full week of treatment, the doctor finally said,
"Well, tomorrow is the LAST day of treatment. I want you to bring in a banana
and a hammer."
"Not a cookie?" asked the very frightened patient, trying to
imagine what a hammer was going to feel like.
"Nope, a hammer." confirmed the doctor.
On the last day, the doctor said, "Okay, you know the routine". So the man
dropped his pants and bent over. UP went the banana, and the doctor looked at
his watch and picked up the hammer. One minute passed. Then two minutes.
Three. Four minutes passed.
Finally, a little head poked out of the patient's ass.
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