A man was on his first business trip to Japan when he decided to check out the local whore house. He walked in and was assigned a beautiful lady with a body that didn't quit. As soon as they reached the room, he started ripping her clothes off and going to town.

Moaning and grunting, the girl was screaming in Japanese, "Wasukima! Wasukima!"

He was sure that she was praising him for his good job, so he kept going harder than ever.

Later, he went golfing with his boss and a few clients.

As the clients were Japanese, he decided to impress them with his new knowledge of their language. When one of them got a hole in one, he raised his arms and repeatedly shouted, "Wasukima! Wasukima!"

All of the men looked at him quizzically, and one of them asked, "Why do you keep shouting 'wrong hole'?"