Joe was leaving town and wanted to give his wife something to keep her busy while he was gone. He went to a store in a mall and found a sex toys store. He went to the dildo section, and a man walked up to him and said, "Excuse me sir, you might be interested in this." And he showed him a voodoo dildo.

Then he said, "Voodoo dildo, over there!" and the dildo started screwing the doorknob. Joe bought the voodoo dildo and gave it to his wife. When Joe left, the wife started using it. "Voodoo dildo, right here" and it started screwing her. But then it got stuck.

She got in her car and started driving to the hospital, but the extreme pleasure of the dildo still screwing her made her swerve off the road, so a cop pulled her over. She told him about the voodoo dildo, but he didn't believe her and he said, "Voodoo dildo, my arse!"