Joe stopped at his favourite
watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him
order a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and
then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before Joe's
curiosity got the best of him.
He leaned over to the guy and
said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual. Why in the
world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot and
beer?"